Sadistic Excess, myself. Who am I? A dominant male in my middle thirties. Quick description: tall, fit, mean and educated. I’ve been sadistic forever, was always in trouble in some form growing up, my fault or not. I’ve never been married and have no children. I’ve had two long-term romantic relationships, the most recent one, spanning a decade. We are no longer together. The rest is available for anyone bored and willing to read a few years worth of archives.

I don’t like to remember the other, but the second came close on the heels of the first. In that relationship, my sadism came out in full-force and was never quite put back into the box.

J - My best friend. He is the person above all others, that understands me and why I am who I am. We’ve been together since the early days of college and all through grad school. He has a degree, but only applies that education when he chooses. Otherwise you find him buried in the trade papers and stocks. He purchased the house closest to mine when I relocated. I see him daily and he keeps me sane. Amazingly funny.

Anne - My best girl friend. She’s resilient, tough and sweet all at the same time. Fashion bows down at her whim. Anne’s best feature is her heart.

C - The second in my group. He lives with me, after a fairly recent personal tragedy. C is brilliant and could run the entire country while holding down a full time job and balancing the budgets of every nation on the Earth. He is cause-driven and the source of many of my views on the environment. Don’t ever debate with him unless you’ve prepared your argument well in advance. Otherwise, be prepared to agree a few minutes down the road. He will convert you.

The other J - Not the above mentioned J, but the third and final member of my closest group of friends. J doesn’t live close anymore, but like all the others, we expect him soon. J is the hard ass, if I’m not there to out do him. J is logic personified and I can’t wait to see him fall on his ass when he meets the woman that converts his evil ways. J is a part-time trainer, but his main job, keeps him almost as busy as me.

N (a.k.a. NM)- The woman who has occupied my thoughts for the better part of a decade. We are no longer together, but talk from time to time. If you want to know more, she has her own category on the blog (the only one on this list who does.)

Maria - Someone who would probably she knows everything about me. Except that which most of what my readers know. She knows my glossy exterior. Still, she is a great source for dealing with the inner workings of the female mind.

Taylor - The most manipulative woman I’ve ever met, and my first serious relationship. Highly emotional, very Jewish. Evil.

Any others will be added as I think of them.