Ambushed
I went out last night. Reasons aside, I found myself at a friend’s home. These friends, who are not very close, lead an alternative lifestyle, more along the lines of swingers, except without that 70’s, disease carrying free-for-all that comes to mind when I think about the lifestyle.
It isn’t my idea of a good time, having sex with strangers, but I am of the opinion that if everyone is in agreement, knock yourself out. They had invited us for a late dinner, drinks etc, and several other couples as well, N wasn’t available and in retrospect, that was a very good thing. All in all, I’d say there were 40-50 people around.
I didn’t know that I was being introduced to 40-50 swingers. This house is fairly large and has a deck outside that I envy with a large hot tub and those hanging chairs, in which I relaxed while listening to the muted sounds of talking. I was already tired. I worked in the morning early, and hadn’t taken time to relax since.
I was having a conversation with a woman to my right, a blonde who wore entirely too much makeup in an attempt to look younger than she was, when I heard a cry over my shoulder. I looked back only to see a woman being fucked on the edge of the hot tub.
Oh, let me assure you, I hadn’t seen that one coming. The blonde had moved in to get a closer look, but left with that lingering touch on my arm that women like that do in a not-so-subtle invitation to fuck. Basically, everywhere I looked, I saw that unmistakable stamp of sex.
I poured myself a strong drink.
I am not inexperienced in this area, and have been there and done just about every combination of MFF, MMF, MFMF and even an exhausting FFFM, that you can likely imagine, but I’ve never been to a party where it was such a free for all. The hot tub scene was closely followed by many, many others.
I stayed about 20 minutes after that scene ended. I wasn’t unmoved, in fact, it was rather like watching live porn, and I was given a few handfuls of invitations to join, but, semi aside, that wasn’t going to happen.
N and I are simply different creatures from that crowd. I think we would pee on each others leg to scent our territory if it didn’t leave such a lingering aroma.
Ah well. What an end to my week.
How does one say goodnight to your hosts when they are fucking someone in the kitchen? You don’t.
That was very fuhnny, I am at the library and laughing my ass off. As I have a big butt, that is a lot of laughter.
I have not been to a swingers thingee, I have yet to do a 3-some or even have a girl. I guess I am a virgin in many many ways. Too much time traveling and reading, maybe???
I must have a list of things that I have not done, as so many don’t and won’t.
Not the Lord, but I, saith that some things are best left undone.
p said this on July 5th, 2006 at 12:56 pm